Chapter 1 - "The Daredevil" I, the General, Obtain My Dungeon Attacker Certification LOL【DAG Team】

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1 Anonymous Dungeon Attacker

 

I did it, LOL!

 

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2 Anonymous Dungeon Attacker

 

Oh, congrats.

 

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3 Anonymous Dungeon Attacker

 

Bragging is annoying. Hurry up and dive into the dungeon and die already.

 

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4 Anonymous Dungeon Attacker

 

That’s harsh, LOL.

 

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5 OP

 

Sorry, sorry, LOL. Of course, I’m going to charge in and die right away.

 

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6 Anonymous Dungeon Attacker

 

Wait, wait, wait, LOL.

 

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7 Anonymous Dungeon Attacker

 

You didn’t get the certification to die, right? LOL.

 

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8 Anonymous Dungeon Attacker

 

Is there some reason behind this?

 

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9 Anonymous Dungeon Attacker

 

I heard they check your criminal record and personality for the Dungeon Attacker certification. Is that true?

 

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10 Anonymous Dungeon Attacker

 

I’m curious about the exams too. I heard many people fail. Could it be that you’re terrific?

 

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11 Anonymous Dungeon Attacker

 

Extraordinary people don’t hang around here, LOL.

 

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12 OP

 

There’s a confidentiality agreement about the exams. There’s a reason, yeah. Honestly, I might die before I even get into the dungeon.

 

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13 Anonymous Dungeon Attacker

 

Don’t go, OP! Turn back!!

 

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14 Anonymous Dungeon Attacker

 

What’s your background, OP?

 

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15 Anonymous Dungeon Attacker

 

Are you male? Female?

 

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16 OP

 

Oh, right. Here’s my background:

 

Male. My face is ordinary except for being heterochromatic and having white hair due to an accident.

 

Average build. But I have a fair amount of muscle.

 

I’ll be 17 this year.

 

Dropped out of high school.

 

Total assets: 600 yen.

 

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17 Anonymous Dungeon Attacker

 

You’re young.

 

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18 Anonymous Dungeon Attacker

 

Is dropping out of high school okay? It might be because of the accident, though.

 

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19 Anonymous Dungeon Attacker

 

600 yen in assets, LOL. What did you spend it on?

 

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20 OP

 

There’s a profound, deep reason for this.

 

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21 Anonymous Dungeon Attacker

 

Please hurry up and tell us, LOL.

 

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22 Anonymous Dungeon Attacker

 

This is why socially awkward introverts…

 

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23 Anonymous Dungeon Attacker

 

>>22 Stop it. That hits all of us here.

 

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24 Anonymous Dungeon Attacker

 

prrrrrr!! prrrrrr!!

 

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25 Anonymous Dungeon Attacker

 

Ugh…!

 

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26 Anonymous Dungeon Attacker

 

Ughhh…

 

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27 Anonymous Dungeon Attacker

 

Heterochromatic because of an accident? Did you get caught in a Dungeon Disaster (D-Disaster)?

 

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28 OP

 

Ding-ding! That’s right. Remember last April when there was a D-Disaster? I got caught in that.

 

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28 Anonymous Dungeon Attacker

 

Oh yeah… that happened. That’s when multiple dungeons had a stampede simultaneously in Fukuhira Prefecture, right?

 

29 OP

 

That’s it. I had just enrolled in a high school nearby, and while I was out exploring the town with my parents, we were attacked by stampede monsters.

 

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30 OP

 

When I woke up, I was in the hospital. By the way, I only regained consciousness about two months ago.

 

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31 Anonymous Dungeon Attacker

 

Wow…

 

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32 Anonymous Dungeon Attacker

 

That’s heavy…

 

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33 Anonymous Dungeon Attacker

 

I can’t even joke about this…

 

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34 Anonymous Dungeon Attacker

 

So you were in a coma for about a year, woke up two months ago, and got your Dungeon Attacker certification? That’s hard to believe.

 

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35 Anonymous Dungeon Attacker

 

Yeah, it does sound like a joke.

 

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36 Anonymous Dungeon Attacker

 

If it’s a joke, make it something more laughable. The scars from the D-Disaster still haven’t healed.

 

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37 Anonymous Dungeon Attacker

 

True. My friend was a Dungeon Attacker and went to help during the D-Disaster…

 

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38 Anonymous Dungeon Attacker

 

There were casualties in the thousands. I remember watching a live broadcast where the announcer got eaten on camera.

 

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39 OP

 

It’s not a lie. I’m one of the survivors. Or rather, it’s more accurate to say I’m one of the ones who failed to die. If I had died then, I wouldn’t be suffering like this. I can’t even eat properly. I’m sleeping in the nearby park tonight as well.

 

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40 Anonymous Dungeon Attackers

 

OP…

 

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41 OP

 

For various reasons, I got the Dungeon Attacker certification because you can immediately convert monster materials into cash. But there’s no one close to me to celebrate with anymore. That’s why I wanted to share this with everyone on this thread! Everyone, celebrate with me for becoming a Dungeon Attacker!

 

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42 Anonymous Dungeon Attacker

 

Congratulations!

 

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43 Anonymous Dungeon Attacker

 

Amazingly, you’re not traumatized… You’re incredible, OP.

 

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44 Anonymous Dungeon Attacker

 

Sorry for telling you to die earlier. Congrats, OP.

 

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45 Anonymous Dungeon Attacker

 

Such a kind world. Good for you, OP.

 

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46 OP

 

Everyone… thank you. Well, I’m going to attack a dungeon tomorrow, LOL. I’ll live-stream it on Move as proof! Watch my death scene… burn it into your memory! LOL. Get ready to clip the broadcast accident!

 

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47 Anonymous Dungeon Attacker

 

I told you not to die, LOL.

 

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48 Anonymous Dungeon Attacker

 

Next day’s headline: “New Dungeon Attacker Commits Suicide Inside Dungeon.”

 

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49 Anonymous Dungeon Attacker

 

Is this guy insane? If you’re streaming, share the URL.

 

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50 Anonymous Dungeon Attackers

 

Are you streaming? What about the equipment?

 

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51 Anonymous Dungeon Attacker

 

Wait, you only have 600 yen…

 

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52 Anonymous Dungeon Attacker

 

Oh…

 

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53 OP

 

I’ll discuss it with my guardian.

 

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54 Anonymous Dungeon Attacker

 

Good job being responsible.

 

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55 Anonymous Dungeon Attacker

 

He’s back to being severe, LOL.