Chapter 39 - Discussion Board Part 5

 

Title: “Even the Deep Boss – Karlin Ojousama’s Hairpin Creation Live Streaming Thread 334 – Will Beat You Up!”

 

34 Anonymous Passerby:

 

Seriously, everything’s been about Miss Ojousama on TV and the internet since yesterday, lol. I’ve been too excited to sleep, lol.

 

35 Anonymous Passerby:

 

Especially on the internet! It’s all about Miss Ojousama everywhere! It’s not just about the Deep Irregulars or the Item Box anymore!

 

36 Anonymous Passerby:

 

She’s dominating Twitter’s trending words.

 

37 Anonymous Passerby:

 

Feels like the World Cup, lol.

 

38 Anonymous Passerby:

 

Well, she did single-handedly stop the dungeon collapse, and with zero casualties, that’s insane.

 

39 Anonymous Passerby:

 

An achievement beyond achievements.

 

40 Anonymous Passerby:

 

Apparently, some volunteers looked into it, and having zero casualties in official records is unheard of.

 

41 Anonymous Passerby:

 

Obvious gymnastics.

 

42 Anonymous Passerby:

 

If there’s a similar case, it would be the African Dungeon Unified Queen, who had minimal casualties when single-handedly suppressing a dungeon collapse, right?

 

43 Anonymous Passerby:

 

Even someone mocked as the “Exaggerated Tales Queen” might not have… 

 

44 Anonymous Passerby:

 

On the flip side, Karlin Ojousama’s zero casualties achievement might lend credibility to the Unified Queen’s tale…?

 

45 Anonymous Passerby:

 

Credibility is unexpectedly coming to the Unified Queen’s tale from an unexpected source…

 

46 Anonymous Passerby:

 

Speaking of which, that stream was originally about making the hairpin given by Setsuna-sama in real life, lol. I just remembered it from the thread title, lol.

 

47 Anonymous Passerby:

 

Thread 334 is truly a herb farm.

 

48 Anonymous Passerby:

 

Over 300 threads in less than a day since the dungeon collapse? How much momentum does this have, lol.

 

49 Anonymous Passerby:

 

With threads popping up everywhere and monopolizing various social media trends, this is just crazy, lol.

 

50 Anonymous Passerby:

 

Feels like the World Cup final, lol.

 

51 Anonymous Passerby:

 

Seriously, it’s like a festival, lol.

 

52 Anonymous Passerby:

 

Meanwhile, Karlin Ojousama, at over 5 million followers on Twitter, leaves a desperate message: “Please forget what happened in Shibuya!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” and falls into silence.

 

53 Anonymous Passerby:

 

Hilarious.

 

54 Anonymous Passerby:

 

Hilarious.

 

55 Anonymous Passerby:

 

Hilarious.

 

56 Anonymous Passerby:

 

Seems like that thing really hit her hard, lol.

 

57 Anonymous Passerby:

 

Well, a high school girl streaming worldwide isn’t exactly the face you’d expect, lol. Plus, Karlin Ojousama aims for “elegance” and “refinement,” after all.

 

58 Anonymous Passerby:

 

It’s kind of pitiful, but she’s trying to forget about Shibuya rather than show off her achievements. Role-playing elegance is probably a hundred times more important than her feats, lol.

 

59 Anonymous Passerby:

 

Exactly, lol. She’s genuinely trying to forget, and there are hardly any people trying to dig into the high-profile incident, which is miraculous, lol. Even though it’s not zero, there are very few negative opinions in such a huge topic. It’s ridiculously fun, lol.

 

60 Anonymous Passerby:

 

No matter how you look at it, that “fake” ojousama has it going, lol.

 

61 Anonymous Passerby:

 

The body camera on Gero was seriously the second MVP after Ojousama, lol.

 

62 Anonymous Passerby:

 

Oh, yeah, that guy Gero. He was quite the character. With the solo suppression of the dungeon collapse being so insane, I forgot about him, lol.

 

63 Anonymous Passerby:

 

I was expecting One Punch MAD or a durability GIF, but they got overshadowed by the dungeon collapse, RIP my 1 million Zimbabwe dollars…

 

64 Anonymous Passerby:

 

Was it you who wrote that comment, lol?

 

65 Anonymous Passerby:

 

This joyous situation, Gero must be laughing from the depths of hell, lol.

 

66 Anonymous Passerby:

 

Laughing from hell, lol.

 

67 Anonymous Passerby:

 

Why hasn’t Gero died yet?!

 

68 Anonymous Passerby:

 

Between being one-punched and the impact of the dungeon collapse, the whole real-life meeting thing got swept under the rug. He looked like he’d lost his spirit, but what’s he going to do next?

 

69 Anonymous Passerby:

 

Well, Gero will always be Gero, lol. I bet he’ll do some kind of poop-like streaming to ride on this commotion once he’s healed. It’s pretty much a sure thing this time!

 

70 Anonymous Passerby:

 

But seriously, the dungeon collapse was insane. At this rate, a spin-off live-action movie starring Karlin Ojousama as the lead seems possible.

 

71 Anonymous Passerby:

 

Karlin Ojousama acting? That’s impossible!

 

72 Anonymous Passerby:

 

She was trying to cover up everything with her deadpan acting, pretending not to notice the streaming, lol. It was hilarious!

 

73 Anonymous Passerby:

 

That Ojousama’s original story reenactments are so intense that if they ever talked about making a live-action movie, they’d probably take the entire cast to the lower levels for training.

 

74 Anonymous Passerby:

 

Maybe even the cameramen would be dragged to the lower levels for shooting inside the real dungeon.

 

75 Anonymous Passerby:

 

What do you guys even think you’re talking about?

 

75 Anonymous Passerby:

 

Yikes, Ojousama.

 

76 Anonymous Passerby:

 

She’s the craziest girl by far (in a good way).

 

77 Anonymous Passerby:

 

The devil of original story reenactments.

 

78 Anonymous Passerby:

 

No matter how unconventional Miss Karlin is, she wouldn’t go train as an amateur in the lower levels! Give it a rest!

 

79 Anonymous Passerby:

 

Well, at least Mochimochi Tamago-sensei has been going crazy posting fan art of elegant Tring Ojousama and Pile Bunker Ojousama since yesterday, so getting permission from the original author seems possible in seconds, lol.

 

80 Anonymous Passerby:

 

Karlin Ojousama’s brain-fried Setsuna Ojousama’s creator getting their brain fried in return, lol.

 

81 Anonymous Passerby:

 

Well, getting fried is inevitable, lol.

 

82 Anonymous Passerby:

 

Mochimochi Tamago-sensei is posting so much elegant Tring Ojousama and Pile Bunker Ojousama fan art that Karlin Ojousama might “

 

83 Anonymous Passerby:

 

Karlin Ojousama, good and bad things are happening too much, and my brain capacity is overflowing, lol.

 

84 Anonymous Passerby:

 

By the way, I’m curious. What happens to the materials dropped during the dungeon collapse? There should have been quite a few drops, but are they all Karlin Ojousama’s now…?

 

85 Anonymous Passerby:

 

Materials dropped during the dungeon collapse are typically collected by the country first. They use them for reconstruction expenses, aiding victims, and distributing them to the Self-Defense Forces and explorer clans that participated. The form of exchange or handing over the materials varies.

 

86 Anonymous Passerby:

 

Is that so?

 

87 Anonymous Passerby:

 

Yes. It’s to avoid on-site conflicts or material disputes. This is the basic principle. Also, distributing them later makes it easier to verify each clan’s contribution.

 

88 Anonymous Passerby:

 

But this time, Miss Ojousama essentially handled everything alone, and there were almost zero casualties. So now, it seems like the government officials are scratching their heads. After the suppression of the dungeon collapse, there’s a law that requires materials to be transferred to organizations. There’s no precedent for almost all of it going to an individual.

 

89 Anonymous Passerby:

 

Lol.

 

90 Anonymous Passerby:

 

Yeah, there’s no precedent for this at all, lol.

 

91 Anonymous Passerby:

 

This is a bombshell for the bureaucrats who value precedents, lol.

 

92 Anonymous Passerby:

 

If there’s a single victim in this whole situation, it’s probably the person responsible for deciding how to distribute the funds, lol.

 

93 Anonymous Passerby:

 

Well, in this situation, it’s common among explorer clans to believe that Karlin Ojousama will receive some form of compensation as a special case.

 

94 Anonymous Passerby:

 

Well, with achievements like that, if Karlin Ojousama doesn’t get anything, it would seriously affect the government’s approval ratings… A National Honor Award is almost a certainty. I wonder when she’ll receive it. It might be quite a while from now.

 

95 Anonymous Passerby:

 

Will Karlin Ojousama be given materials from the deep boss? But did they even drop any?

 

96 Anonymous Passerby:

 

Isn’t it too scary to give her materials from the deep boss…?

 

97 Anonymous Passerby:

 

True, like king crabs…

 

98 Anonymous Passerby:

 

But… she’s the one who beat up the deep boss, right…? Considering the Item Box incident, she might already have deep materials hidden somewhere…

 

99 Anonymous Passerby:

 

Please save the scary stories for another thread!

 

100 Anonymous Passerby:

 

Stop! Let’s stop with the scary stories!

 

974 Anonymous Passerby:

 

But seriously, at this point, it’s almost certain that there will be a reevaluation of the famous outsider unique class “Master Artisan.” That magical equipment she made is just too amazing.

 

975 Anonymous Passerby:

 

A battle-romantic weapon that wipes out hordes of monsters from the upper levels to the lower levels and kills the deep boss in just two shots…

 

976 Anonymous Passerby:

 

Indeed, it’s just Karlin Ojousama being extraordinary…

 

977 Anonymous Passerby:

 

That “Recoilless Cannon” of hers is so dangerous…

 

978 Anonymous Passerby:

 

Even so, the potential of “Master Artisan” is abnormal. Regardless of the reevaluation, the ability to create items, an Item Box, and a disguising dress, the range of what she can do is too wide. Even with the drawback that only she can use the generated items, it’s still a highly unique class, right?

 

979 Anonymous Passerby:

 

Well, that’s true.

 

980 Anonymous Passerby:

 

Reevaluating “Master Artisan” is complicated. I’m happy, but honestly, it’s a bit complicated…

 

981 Anonymous Passerby:

 

Oh? Is it because you’re worried that people around you will start treating you differently, like you’re a hot commodity?

 

982 “Master Artisan” Holder 980:

 

Yes.

 

983 Anonymous Passerby:

 

That’s tough in a crappy workplace.

 

984 Anonymous Passerby:

 

It’s definitely a complicated feeling!

 

985 Anonymous Passerby:

 

Isn’t it better to change jobs? Especially now, with the reevaluation of “Master Artisan” gaining momentum, you could make it work.

 

980 “Master Artisan” Holder 980:

 

You may be right.

 

981 Anonymous Passerby:

 

Or?

 

980 “Master Artisan” Holder 980:

 

Well, changing jobs is recommended, right? But, even if we talk about the reevaluation of “Master Artisan,” I’m just a regular worker at a certain workshop. I’ve never even activated “Master Artisan,” so my proficiency is naturally zero. There’s no guarantee that I’ll be able to do things similar to what Ojousama does. Besides, no workshop would hire someone like me, and they certainly wouldn’t give me lower-level materials worth a hundred million yen for practice. Purchasing them myself or gathering them is impossible. It’s just not realistic.

 

991 Anonymous Passerby:

 

You’re right; it doesn’t seem realistic to train “Master Artisan” under these circumstances…

 

992 Anonymous Passerby:

 

I’ve been seeing too many things that are unrealistic (like a certain Ojousama)…

 

993 Anonymous Passerby:

 

Indeed, it’s difficult to envision training “Master Artisan” under these circumstances…

 

994 Anonymous Passerby:

 

Living in a world where you’re treated as someone like Ojousama, I guess it’s natural to start having unrealistic dreams…

 

995 Anonymous Passerby:

 

Hang in there, 980! (´･ω･`)

 

996 Anonymous Passerby:

 

She’ll definitely go on a rampage and fix the current situation with that fist!

 

997 “Master Artisan” Holder 980:

 

What do you all think of Ojousama? www But, well, setting that aside, does anyone know of a good place to find a new job? I know it’s not very realistic, but I’ll continue to work diligently as I have been.

 

998 Anonymous Passerby:

 

Well, with that kind of treatment, it’s no wonder you’d want to dream. Hang in there, 980!

 

999 Anonymous Passerby:

 

If it’s 1000, 980 should definitely find a decent job!

 

1000 Anonymous Passerby:

 

If it’s 1000, Ojousama will definitely change the current situation!

 

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